Misha Collins: I was trying to put a baby to sleep. I failed.
My wife always says, “Don’t rile him up! Don’t rile him up!” because every time I pick him up, it’s bedtime and I wanna put him to sleep, but he’s so cute, I wanna start playing with him, and he always has this expression which is [imitates West] frozen on his face all the time and I always try to get him doing that and after I’ve touched him, he can’t go to sleep.
OH LOOK! THE CONTENTS OF MY VAN.
“Jim and i rescued this baby from a woman claiming to be it’s mother on the train platform in Frankfurt. Jim had it in his luggage on the way back to the US, but it was our bad luck that it woke up and started crying in his suitcase just as we were going through customs. Needless to say the border nazis took it away.”
MY OVARIES. I NEEDED THEM. *sadpanda*
MISHA IS ALWAYS WORTH A REBLOG BECAUSE HE IS JUST THAT AWESOME
HIS DADDY SHATTERED YOUR OVARIES. WEST ANAXIMANDER DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK.
WEST ANAXIMANDER COLLINS. CONQUERING THE WORLD ONE BITCHFACE AT A TIME!