|NBC ANCHOR:||*some ridiculously half-assed question*|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||wait did you hear that?|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||it's my people they are calling me|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||I must return|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||TO ATLANTIS|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||*leaps on a shark and swims away*|
lets take a moment to appreciate the look on the judges face
(Source: , via previouslyserjaime)
“If I ran for Sudan, I would be betraying my people. I would be dishonoring the two million people who died for our freedom. I want to bring honor to my country. People who just want glory, the spotlight of the Olympics, they don’t care about other people. I’m fighting for independent status because I do care. When I run, I want people to see me and say, ‘He is from South Sudan.’”
- Guor Marial, running under the Independent Olympic Athletes flag in London, 2012
Benedict Cumberbatch Olympics Intro:
WHY THE F**K WAS THIS NOT AIRED INTERNATIONALLY?!
Gold for you Ryan Lochte, you go, Lochte.
And none for you, Michael Phelps!
this gave me chills, this by far is the best commercial i’ve ever seen
no, joke legit in tears right now
- Anonymous said:Turns out "the peanut gallery" is a super racist expression. I probably should have seen that coming.
Probably not that surprising.
- “In August, Lego began selling a set called “Research Institute” that features three female scientist minifigures: a paleontologist, an astronomer and...”
the way maggie stiefvater describes the virginia mountains in a way that embodies their own magic
we all know that, in book three, remus wakes up in the compartment and sees harry
but what if he didn’t see harry
what if he...