|NBC ANCHOR:||*some ridiculously half-assed question*|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||wait did you hear that?|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||it's my people they are calling me|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||I must return|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||TO ATLANTIS|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||*leaps on a shark and swims away*|
lets take a moment to appreciate the look on the judges face
(Source: , via previouslyserjaime)
“If I ran for Sudan, I would be betraying my people. I would be dishonoring the two million people who died for our freedom. I want to bring honor to my country. People who just want glory, the spotlight of the Olympics, they don’t care about other people. I’m fighting for independent status because I do care. When I run, I want people to see me and say, ‘He is from South Sudan.’”
- Guor Marial, running under the Independent Olympic Athletes flag in London, 2012
Benedict Cumberbatch Olympics Intro:
WHY THE F**K WAS THIS NOT AIRED INTERNATIONALLY?!
Gold for you Ryan Lochte, you go, Lochte.
And none for you, Michael Phelps!
this gave me chills, this by far is the best commercial i’ve ever seen
no, joke legit in tears right now
If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness
Just want to point out that this exists as a full song.
- “I love women,” coming from a man, almost always means “I love when women please me,” “I love to imagine fucking women,” “I love to jack off to...”
- “I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.”— (via sadwavy)