|NBC ANCHOR:||*some ridiculously half-assed question*|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||wait did you hear that?|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||it's my people they are calling me|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||I must return|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||TO ATLANTIS|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||*leaps on a shark and swims away*|
lets take a moment to appreciate the look on the judges face
(Source: , via previouslyserjaime)
“If I ran for Sudan, I would be betraying my people. I would be dishonoring the two million people who died for our freedom. I want to bring honor to my country. People who just want glory, the spotlight of the Olympics, they don’t care about other people. I’m fighting for independent status because I do care. When I run, I want people to see me and say, ‘He is from South Sudan.’”
- Guor Marial, running under the Independent Olympic Athletes flag in London, 2012
Benedict Cumberbatch Olympics Intro:
WHY THE F**K WAS THIS NOT AIRED INTERNATIONALLY?!
Gold for you Ryan Lochte, you go, Lochte.
And none for you, Michael Phelps!