|NBC ANCHOR:||*some ridiculously half-assed question*|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||wait did you hear that?|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||it's my people they are calling me|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||I must return|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||TO ATLANTIS|
|MICHAEL PHELPS:||*leaps on a shark and swims away*|
lets take a moment to appreciate the look on the judges face
(Source: , via previouslyserjaime)
“If I ran for Sudan, I would be betraying my people. I would be dishonoring the two million people who died for our freedom. I want to bring honor to my country. People who just want glory, the spotlight of the Olympics, they don’t care about other people. I’m fighting for independent status because I do care. When I run, I want people to see me and say, ‘He is from South Sudan.’”
- Guor Marial, running under the Independent Olympic Athletes flag in London, 2012
Benedict Cumberbatch Olympics Intro:
WHY THE F**K WAS THIS NOT AIRED INTERNATIONALLY?!
Gold for you Ryan Lochte, you go, Lochte.
And none for you, Michael Phelps!
this gave me chills, this by far is the best commercial i’ve ever seen
no, joke legit in tears right now
Jesus fucking Christ on a biscuit.
You make one post hating on Israel and every anti-semitic you’ve ever heard of crawls out of the woodwork to...
overprotective parents raise the best liars.